In no particular order:
1. Good coffee is strong, not acidic.
2. David Cook was the lesser evil.
3. Janis Joplin was the great American tragedy. Rock and roll is good. Drugs are bad.
4. Beach music is for old people. Really. Old people in old people beach clothes.
5. Barry Saunders is the man.
6. WHARRO was one of the words in today's "Jumble". If you're one of the people who figured it out, tell me and I will give you a million dollars*.
7. A gallon of gas or a latte? That is the question. OPEC is the new Starbuck's.
8. Ginger snaps are among of the greatest of all mankind's contributions to life in this universe.
9. Urban planning in America is like slavery in America; it died about a century and a half ago.
10. North Korea is simply ridiculous.
11. Staring at the night sky through a canopy of oak leaves is one of the most relaxing things ever.
12. Going to the dentist is wonderful.
13. The Telmarines are apparently Russian.
14. Scrabble is both addicting and infuriating.
15. I had no idea that coffee and chocolate come from the same tree.
16. The Amish make good potato salad.
17. Marie Currie had no idea how much she would change the world.
18. For those of you who where wondering, it's pronounced SOOF-yahn.
19. Do not attempt a Bon Qui Qui impersonation unless you really can do a Bon Qui Qui impersonation.
20. Look up "SNL Japanese Office" on YouTube.
Good Night/Morning,
mckinney
*OK, I lied.
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5 comments:
1. There is such a thing as strong, acidic coffee. It just isn't that awesome.
5. Yes he is.
6. If you go to an anagram generator online, you can figure that out.
12. Ehhh...
17. Oh, Marie...
woooo camp is soon.
This made me smile. (:
I do a lot of impressions of Bon Qui Qui...I hope I live up to your standards.
the japanese office is freaking hilarious!!!
i saw that japanese office when it first aired on saturday night... basically the funniest thing ever. I do bon qui qui impressions sometimes and I am not sorry.
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